The Carrot vs. The Magnum
Well,
OH THE CRAVINGS! I think its this heat – I just want to eat stuff that’s really hassle free like hmm I don’t know a mint magnum – just unwrap and enjoy. Or Chinese – just open the box and tuck in! Its hard to feel motivated to cook veggies in this heat! I guess these are the days when I find out whether I am destined to fattydom or whether I can kick those habits and lose the 4 stone.
Lets see how the carrot fares against the mint magnum in taste, health and sexiness.
Carrot – Healthy, tasty when not overcooked, a good accompaniment to other healthy foods, a good colour, Nutritious. Good for the waistline but about as sexy as your Dads worst frilly suit from the 1970’s.
Mint Magnum – VERY TASTY AND MINTY AND YUMMYLICIOUS, extremely sexual food when eaten how the pretty lady on the ad does – you know with the closing of the eyes and the moaning and the slow biting into the cruncy chocolate outside coating. Also very bad for my waistline.
Well it is obvious. The carrot wins on health & nutrition and the benefits on my waistline. The magnum wins hands down on sex appeal.
Humph, I think the only time a carrot is sexy is when it is made into carrot cake – which personally I think equals the sex appeal of the mint magnum – but that’s a blog for another day!
I think I will have the carrot. The thought of being a fatty forever more quite turns me off the sexy magnum beast.
Jessica x
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